This is the moment you have all been waiting for!! An interview with Auld Rabbie Burns!
Hello my name is Ross Martin and I will be your interviewer today so without any delay lets fire straight into the questions.
What was your biggest inspirations when you were starting off as a poet?
Women were always good. Either that or chocolate.
How do you feel about modern literature compared to those from your golden years?
Its all rubbish. None of it is from the heart, which as everyone knows, is always present in my poems.
How are you coping with all the advances in technology of this modern era?
A havent a clue how to use most things, but luckily with me being so infamous, I have people that do it all for me.
Have you had time to visit the Statue to commemmorate your life?
No. I have been told it is in Dumfries but I havent had time to go and find it with my busy schedule.
How do you feel having two places outside of Scotland named especially after you; Burns, New York and Burns, Oregon?
I feel very proud and thankful to those places for showing this tribute.
Are you surprised that the cottage your father build with his own hands is still a infamous must see attraction in Scotland?
Yes I am extremely surprised. Mostly that it is still standing and still in its original condition of the traditional style that houses were made.
If there was anything you could have changed about your childhood, what would it be?
We wouldn't have been raised in poverty and also I wouldn't have agreed to work such hard labour on the farm.
Well thank you very much for agreeing to this interview, I have been fascinated and intrigued by your answers.
No problem no if you dont mind I am leaving now to write more stories.